Army Spy

#54 You’ve got to be kidding me.

Last night, I was texting with Bumble Virgin and he revealed to me that he was in THE NAVY FOR 6 YEARS.

Jun 20, 2017

#53 After 16 months of silence...

Saturday, June 3, 11:51pm, Army Spy texted:

Jun 17, 2017

#52 ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

ARMY SPY JUST TEXTED ME.

Jun 4, 2017

Bathtub Lawyer tried to ghost me and I called him out on it, which led to a pretty good conversation about us both being on the same page about how this…

Nov 11, 2016

While I’ll never know if he was being honest or not, I think I’m starting to feel what Army Spy said about needing time alone to figure shit out.

Jun 27, 2016

Army Spy has been deleted for good.

Feb 13, 2016

Last week’s date with Girls Writer was fine, but there won’t be a second.

Feb 10, 2016

I've decided that I'm probably going to reach out to Army Spy on February 16th, which is when Mercury is back to its former grade and glory and exactly…

Jan 31, 2016

After talking a decent enough amount while I was away, I just had a, for lack of a better term, sad text convo with Army Spy.

Jan 12, 2016

Army Spy and I have been on two more dates (shuffleboard and a Nets game), for a total of 6.

Dec 20, 2015

Of course Army Spy texted me right after I sent the last email.

Dec 6, 2015

Last night I went on a late, somewhat brief, but really good Bumble date (11:40pm -1:40am).

Nov 21, 2015

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