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It was a new year, and I had resolutions. Except that when I saw the cute boy at my coworker's birthday party, I remained sober and silent. So the next week I told the birthday girl to pass along my info to said boy. She did, and that was that. Nuthin.

Then I met a vegetarian from Hinge who went to college with some high school friends of mine. I met all…

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