The Comedian

As soon as I was invited to my friend’s New Year’s Eve wedding in Miami, I was on a mission to kiss an(y) eligible bachelor at midnight and, ideally…

Jan 11, 2022

#103 Emily 2.0 is Live

PART 3 It’s been 14 months since my mouth was caressed by that of another, let alone my genitalia.

Aug 2, 2021

LONG TIME NO SEE

May 17, 2016

As a newly matured, 25-year-old woman, these are my updates:

Nov 9, 2015

Still hanging out with Party Gent, but still feeling the same mediocre feelings.

Oct 14, 2015

It was a new year, and I had resolutions.

Jul 31, 2015

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