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As soon as I was invited to my friend’s New Year’s Eve wedding in Miami, I was on a mission to kiss an(y) eligible bachelor at midnight and, ideally…
PART 3 It’s been 14 months since my mouth was caressed by that of another, let alone my genitalia. For me, the lack of kissing is more concerning than…
LONG TIME NO SEE This is what’s happened in the past month and a half: I went on a date with a long-haired British boy. He was nice and cool, but I…
As a newly matured, 25-year-old woman, these are my updates: I’m going to Party Gent’s parents’ house for Thanksgiving. Before you FREAKTHEFUCKOUT, it’s…
Still hanging out with Party Gent, but still feeling the same mediocre feelings. We probably hang out about once a week. There are many qualities about…
It was a new year, and I had resolutions. Except that when I saw the cute boy at my coworker's birthday party, I remained sober and silent. So the next…
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