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As soon as I was invited to my friend’s New Year’s Eve wedding in Miami, I was on a mission to kiss an(y) eligible bachelor at midnight and, ideally…
Jan 11, 2022
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#103 Emily 2.0 is Live
PART 3 It’s been 14 months since my mouth was caressed by that of another, let alone my genitalia. For me, the lack of kissing is more concerning than…
Aug 2, 2021
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#28
LONG TIME NO SEE This is what’s happened in the past month and a half: I went on a date with a long-haired British boy. He was nice and cool, but I…
May 17, 2016
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#12
As a newly matured, 25-year-old woman, these are my updates: I’m going to Party Gent’s parents’ house for Thanksgiving. Before you FREAKTHEFUCKOUT, it’s…
Nov 9, 2015
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#10
Still hanging out with Party Gent, but still feeling the same mediocre feelings. We probably hang out about once a week. There are many qualities about…
Oct 14, 2015
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It was a new year, and I had resolutions. Except that when I saw the cute boy at my coworker's birthday party, I remained sober and silent. So the next…
Jul 31, 2015
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