#28

LONG TIME NO SEE

This is what’s happened in the past month and a half:

• I went on a date with a long-haired British boy. He was nice and cool, but I don’t think either of us are upset that he never texted.

• About a month ago, I slept over at The Comedian’s for the first time, because we were drunk (also a first, actually)—so that’s back.

• I got drinks with an …