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#60
I’ve been on two more dates with the Jewish guy (I really wanted a better name for him, but here we are.
Aug 12, 2017

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#57 Sigh.
I decided to be upfront and preempt a third date request (and therefore my rejection of it) from Beer&Cheese Guy by going out of my way to tell him I…
Jul 25, 2017

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I went silent for a bit because I thought something special was going on with Navy Guy and I didn’t want to betray his trust by spewing it all over the…
Jul 23, 2017

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Last week, I got dinner with Queens Guy.
Jun 27, 2017

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#54 You’ve got to be kidding me.
Last night, I was texting with Bumble Virgin and he revealed to me that he was in THE NAVY FOR 6 YEARS.
Jun 20, 2017

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#53 After 16 months of silence...
Saturday, June 3, 11:51pm, Army Spy texted:
Jun 17, 2017

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