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Bartender

This is a necessarily long entry, so please bear with me. I started talking to a software engineer at Facebook on Bumble last week. It was around…

Dec 2, 2016

If you didn’t hear already, Bartender obviously ghosted. #storyofmylife But also, whatever—he moves in like 2 weeks, and his cigarette smoke burned my…

Sep 10, 2016

Last night, Bartender and I had plans to go play shuffleboard, but at the last minute realized it’s closed on Mondays. After much back and forth and…

Aug 9, 2016

Thursday night, my friend and I wound up at The Standard Biergarten. We were ordering drinks and admiring how cute the bartender was. As she was signing…

Aug 6, 2016

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