#36

If you didn’t hear already, Bartender obviously ghosted. #storyofmylife But also, whatever—he moves in like 2 weeks, and his cigarette smoke burned my eyes.

Since then, I’ve been on two dates with a Bumble boy who works for an elevator company. Elevator Boy is cute and fun to hang out with, but I don’t feel more-than-friends chemistry, so I don’t think I…