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#34 Have I got a story for you!

Aug 06, 2016
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Thursday night, my friend and I wound up at The Standard Biergarten. We were ordering drinks and admiring how cute the bartender was. As she was signing her receipt, I had her write “white girl thinks you’re hot” with my number. Gave it back, drank our drinks, went home and ate some wings.

Friday morning, I wake up to a text from a random number (with a …

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