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#86
Before the holidays, I had an odd date at a fancy bar in Manhattan. I had come from watching my friend’s amateur improv show, and was feeling especially…
Jan 6, 2019
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#54 You’ve got to be kidding me.
Last night, I was texting with Bumble Virgin and he revealed to me that he was in THE NAVY FOR 6 YEARS. And the “longterm relationship” he was referring…
Jun 20, 2017
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#51
After three weeks of A LOT of pretty flirtatious texting, I finally saw vaLLeyBoi818 on Sunday. We went for tacos and drank beer in my backyard. Then we…
May 30, 2017
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#49
Coworker’s Friend seems to have lost interest just as fast as things were moving (3 dates in 1 week). We made dinner at his apartment on Tuesday, and…
May 14, 2017
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#48
Everyone wanted to hold my hand this weekend, eczema and all. I’m back from Cuba, where I befriended a 22-year-old, the-best-dancer-ever Cuban model…
May 8, 2017
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#47 Relationship Status: It's Complicated
Mr. Pineapple came back a couple weeks ago and we’ve seen each other twice. But let’s back up a bit. Before he left, we’d hung out 9 times, and I ended…
Apr 17, 2017
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#47 Relationship Status: It's Complicated
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#46
You could say that I’m still seeing Mr. Pineapple, BUT he’s currently soul searching in California for the month of March while I’m in New York…
Mar 12, 2017
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#45
I’ve been out with Mr. Pineapple two more times in the past week. I should also mention that he knows he’s Mr. Pineapple because he’s the first guy I’ve…
Jan 26, 2017
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#44
I had two more dates this past weekend, and 2017 is starting out as a year where I only date younger men. *shrug* Friday night’s date was very nice and…
Jan 18, 2017
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