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Before the holidays, I had an odd date at a fancy bar in Manhattan. I had come from watching my friend’s amateur improv show, and was feeling especially…
Last night, I was texting with Bumble Virgin and he revealed to me that he was in THE NAVY FOR 6 YEARS. And the “longterm relationship” he was referring…
After three weeks of A LOT of pretty flirtatious texting, I finally saw vaLLeyBoi818 on Sunday. We went for tacos and drank beer in my backyard. Then we…
Coworker’s Friend seems to have lost interest just as fast as things were moving (3 dates in 1 week). We made dinner at his apartment on Tuesday, and…
Everyone wanted to hold my hand this weekend, eczema and all. I’m back from Cuba, where I befriended a 22-year-old, the-best-dancer-ever Cuban model…
Mr. Pineapple came back a couple weeks ago and we’ve seen each other twice. But let’s back up a bit. Before he left, we’d hung out 9 times, and I ended…
You could say that I’m still seeing Mr. Pineapple, BUT he’s currently soul searching in California for the month of March while I’m in New York…
I’ve been out with Mr. Pineapple two more times in the past week. I should also mention that he knows he’s Mr. Pineapple because he’s the first guy I’ve…
I had two more dates this past weekend, and 2017 is starting out as a year where I only date younger men. *shrug* Friday night’s date was very nice and…
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