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Before the holidays, I had an odd date at a fancy bar in Manhattan.
Jan 6, 2019

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#54 You’ve got to be kidding me.
Last night, I was texting with Bumble Virgin and he revealed to me that he was in THE NAVY FOR 6 YEARS.
Jun 20, 2017

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#51
After three weeks of A LOT of pretty flirtatious texting, I finally saw vaLLeyBoi818 on Sunday.
May 30, 2017

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#49
Coworker’s Friend seems to have lost interest just as fast as things were moving (3 dates in 1 week).
May 14, 2017

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#48
Everyone wanted to hold my hand this weekend, eczema and all.
May 8, 2017

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#47 Relationship Status: It's Complicated
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Apr 17, 2017

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#46
You could say that I’m still seeing Mr.
Mar 12, 2017

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#45
I’ve been out with Mr.
Jan 26, 2017

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I had two more dates this past weekend, and 2017 is starting out as a year where I only date younger men.
Jan 18, 2017

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