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#86
Before the holidays, I had an odd date at a fancy bar in Manhattan. I had come from watching my friend’s amateur improv show, and was feeling especially…
#54 You’ve got to be kidding me.
Last night, I was texting with Bumble Virgin and he revealed to me that he was in THE NAVY FOR 6 YEARS. And the “longterm relationship” he was referring…
#51
After three weeks of A LOT of pretty flirtatious texting, I finally saw vaLLeyBoi818 on Sunday. We went for tacos and drank beer in my backyard. Then we…
#49
Coworker’s Friend seems to have lost interest just as fast as things were moving (3 dates in 1 week). We made dinner at his apartment on Tuesday, and…
#48
Everyone wanted to hold my hand this weekend, eczema and all. I’m back from Cuba, where I befriended a 22-year-old, the-best-dancer-ever Cuban model…
#47 Relationship Status: It's Complicated
Mr. Pineapple came back a couple weeks ago and we’ve seen each other twice. But let’s back up a bit. Before he left, we’d hung out 9 times, and I ended…
#46
You could say that I’m still seeing Mr. Pineapple, BUT he’s currently soul searching in California for the month of March while I’m in New York…
#45
I’ve been out with Mr. Pineapple two more times in the past week. I should also mention that he knows he’s Mr. Pineapple because he’s the first guy I’ve…
#44
I had two more dates this past weekend, and 2017 is starting out as a year where I only date younger men. *shrug* Friday night’s date was very nice and…
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