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Vegetarian

BREAKING NEWS: Remember the Vegetarian from the very first email? Of course you don't. Update: he is GAY. :-O On Friday, I got ramen (and no alcohol…

Jul 3, 2016

It was a new year, and I had resolutions. Except that when I saw the cute boy at my coworker's birthday party, I remained sober and silent. So the next…

Jul 31, 2015

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