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ARMY SPY JUST TEXTED ME. I REPEAT, ARMY SPY JUST TEXTED ME. WHATTHEFUCKKKKKKKKKK I suspected my newly broken toe would garner me some sympathy from the…

Jun 4, 2017

After three weeks of A LOT of pretty flirtatious texting, I finally saw vaLLeyBoi818 on Sunday. We went for tacos and drank beer in my backyard. Then we…

May 30, 2017

Coworker’s Friend seems to have lost interest just as fast as things were moving (3 dates in 1 week). We made dinner at his apartment on Tuesday, and…

May 14, 2017

Everyone wanted to hold my hand this weekend, eczema and all. I’m back from Cuba, where I befriended a 22-year-old, the-best-dancer-ever Cuban model…

May 8, 2017

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