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#52 ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!ARMY SPY JUST TEXTED ME. I REPEAT, ARMY SPY JUST TEXTED ME. WHATTHEFUCKKKKKKKKKK I suspected my newly broken toe would garner me some sympathy from the…
Jun 4, 2017
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#51After three weeks of A LOT of pretty flirtatious texting, I finally saw vaLLeyBoi818 on Sunday. We went for tacos and drank beer in my backyard. Then we…
May 30, 2017
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#49Coworker’s Friend seems to have lost interest just as fast as things were moving (3 dates in 1 week). We made dinner at his apartment on Tuesday, and…
May 14, 2017
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#48Everyone wanted to hold my hand this weekend, eczema and all. I’m back from Cuba, where I befriended a 22-year-old, the-best-dancer-ever Cuban model…
May 8, 2017
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