Sauce Man

#103 Emily 2.0 is Live

PART 3 It’s been 14 months since my mouth was caressed by that of another, let alone my genitalia.

Aug 2, 2021

#102 Emily 2.0 is Installing...

PART 2 I think it goes without saying that I’m a power user of dating apps.

Jun 5, 2021

#100 Happy 5 Years ...to this eccentric email experiment

No word from Sauce Man, as expected, but I did run into his Hinge profile last weekend.

Aug 10, 2020

As some of you may know, Sauce Man and I broke up the day after Memorial Day, a week and a half before our 6-month anniversary.

Jul 5, 2020

Remember Degrassi Dude? Apparently he moved to Park Slope, because I had my walker shift at the Food Coop last month and HAD TO WALK HIM AND HIS…

Feb 27, 2020

#97 Caught a cold, and a boyfriend

Jan 7, 2020

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