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Piano Man

I went on an unremarkable date two weeks ago. He was bald and had unsightly teeth, but was nice to talk to. Last week, I saw a very funny play with…

May 9, 2018

I went on two more dates with the Piano Man from Arkansas. But before that, my friend who is also from Arkansas demanded to know everything about this…

Apr 7, 2018

I write this in bed, 3 hours after getting my IUD, just as my chocolate covered coffee bean begins to take effect. To the people with female…

Mar 13, 2018

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