Diet Coke Dealer

#103 Emily 2.0 is Live

PART 3 It’s been 14 months since my mouth was caressed by that of another, let alone my genitalia.

Aug 2, 2021

#92 Oh, What a Night

There was a Scorpio full moon last night, and what a wingwoman she was.

May 19, 2019

Before the holidays, I had an odd date at a fancy bar in Manhattan.

Jan 6, 2019

I went approximately 6 months without going on a first date, which I believe is my longest streak since Tinder Tom popped my app cherry 5 years ago.

Nov 11, 2018

Diet Coke Dealer forgot that we had made plans to hang out on Labor Day, my saddest day of every year as I return from my San Diego vacation.

Sep 15, 2018

Diet Coke Dealer and I have still been seeing each other, although not as frequently as I had once hoped.

Aug 24, 2018

He came to my party on Saturday, and added me on Facebook on Sunday.

Jul 20, 2018

3 more weeks, 3 more sleepovers.

Jul 3, 2018

Diet Coke Dealer and I have had two sleepovers since I’ve been back.

Jun 10, 2018

It’s been less than 2 weeks, and Diet Coke Dealer and I have been on 4 dates.

May 23, 2018

#76 It's a small world after all

Friday morning, I started talking to a new guy on Hinge.

May 14, 2018

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts