#41

I hung out with Bathtub Lawyer one more time last week and it is now abundantly clear that we are definitely just friends, so that’s a relief to know. I went to his apartment to cook a Blue Apron with him and then he played me the ridiculous songs he writes and there was no touching and I left. It’s not weird to keep gchatting with him, but I kind of doubt we’ll hang out in person again.

I went on a Bumble date last night and it was very enjoyable and we laughed and joked a lot, but there wasn’t any chemistry.

I’m spending New Year’s Eve on a plane this year (why haven’t I done this sooner?) and I had the daydream that what if this—the 1 millionth time I’ve flown on a plane—is the time I get to sit next to an attractive, fellow NYE detractor and we fall in love and live happily ever after. Just a thought.