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Jan 11, 2022
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As soon as I was invited to my friend’s New Year’s Eve wedding in Miami, I was on a mission to kiss an(y) eligible bachelor at midnight and, ideally, get laid. 

The plan was simple:

  1. Beg the happy couple to seat me at a table with single men

  2. Pack condoms

  3. Look hot & win everyone over with my undeniable charm

Dec 31 - The Wedding

The ceremony was insanely beauti…

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